I know the difference between a BLOG and FACEBOOK.
I know how to READ word for word (and not skim something and THINK it says something else...how stupid would you feel if you threatened someone and didn't even have your info straight?)
I know how to call my cell service provider and get a phone number blocked.
I know how to print text messages out.
I know how to file a police report first thing on a Tuesday morning (the PD was SO nice and helpful, by the way) thus proving that....
I know I don't take threats lightly.
I know how to laugh at the stupidity of others.
I know how to let things roll off my back.
I know that some people never change.
I know that my life is not so pointless that I need google some one's name just to stalk them online. Pathetic.
So, guys, what do you know (and did you use any of that knowledge today)? :)
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Wow....sounds like a busy morning! :) I know how to carry two 2 year olds and hold a 3 year old's hand all at the same time. So I guess I could say I know how to juggle. :)
ReplyDeleteI know that I'm going crazy right now, does that count :)
ReplyDeleteWhatever is going on, I will keep you in my prayers! Be careful and good luck.
ReplyDeleteMakes my swimming and laying around the pool today very peaceful and tame!
:)
ughghghg i hate it when that happens!
ReplyDeleteYuck! Sounds like a rough day! Sending prayers for you!
ReplyDeleteAs for what I know, I can multi task all day while handling demands from my 16 month old twins and two and a half year old. So I guess I know how to make it look like it is working! LOL!
Dang, girl! I know this sounds scary!
ReplyDeleteLove this! I thought I was the queen of sarcasm, but I bow down to you!!!! It's amazing what you can learn in 24 hours!
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